But does anyone notice? But does anyone care? And if I had the guts, to put this to your head... And would anything matter if you're already dead? And now should I be shocked by the last thing you said? Before I pull this trigger, your eyes vacant and stained... And in saying you love me, made things harder at best, and these words changing nothing, as your body remains. And there's no room in this hell, there's no room in the next, and our memories defeat us. And I'll end this direst.
The. computer. cord. for. my. ipod. is. gone. and. it. was. here. last. night. before. I. left. at. 8. and. my. sister. claims. to. have. nothing. to. do. with. it. It's not a mystery. She did something with it. And now she fervently denies it. She has successfully ruined the only salvageable part of my night. >:(
I am going to beat some puppies with kittens and then set them on fire after dipping them in a river of acid full of mutant sharks with lasers, and then releasing them on said river to ride over a waterfall and land in a pile of spikes dipped in poison, whereupon discovery by a rabid beaver, their corpses shall be gnawed upon until only bones remain and then those bones will be fashioned into vibrators for Britney Spears, until she loses them in the street when she is irresponsibly caring for her children, and they shall be run over by a procession of semi-trucks carrying elephants as cargo which are then hit by atom bombs and if they survive that, will be exposed to anthrax and smallpox and start biological warfare between Japan and the US until retards in the government awaken Godzilla who destroys a volcano which commences eruption and buries the entire world in boiling lava and ash and starts a volcanic winter, thus ending whatever is left of humanity on this earth. And if for some reason, anyone survives that, the planet will be attacked by aliens who anally probe them until they start to bleed from all of their crevices and die. Then their bodies will be frozen and used as decorative vases to give to their alien mother-in-laws as cheap gifts as a way of saying, "I was forced to get you something by my wife even though I really hate your guts and are hoping that you will die soon and leave us something good to inherit."
3 comments:
jesus.
i say search her room.
and if she denies it again, do something to blackmail her.
oh and also your updated bloggy thing is malfunctioned because i blogged today after chelsea did yesterday and it didnt move up my lil display name :O
you're my favorite person ever.
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