Sep 27, 2009

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fabulous
Stranger: how about you>
You: I am great too!
Stranger: awesome!
You: How has your day been?
You: Anything interesting happen?
Stranger: pretty great..I slept alll day
Stranger: it was amazing
Stranger: what about you?
You: I slept a lot too actually. I'm gettting sick I think, so it's understandable.
You: But sleeping is good.
Stranger: oh no..I was just hungover..it was a goood night
You: It's a good way to pass the time.
You: xD
Stranger: yep
You: lolz
You: it's a story I know well.
Stranger: hahah everyweekend
You: I, not so much every weekend, but a bit
Stranger: well its fun anyways
You: Indeed.
Stranger: any fun stories?
You: Not anything that's happened to me exactly. I'm not really the kind to start a riot.
You: But I've seen some pretty strange things.
Stranger: hahah like what?
You: Well a friend of mine went apeshit on some guys car and starting breaking the front windshield with his forehead.
You: Then pulled out a gun and started harassing some neighbors.
You: Didn't end well. He's in jail now.
You: He's not a fun drunk at all.
Stranger: no..
Stranger: sounds like not fun
You: It was fun to watch until he actually started destroying things.
You: He was screaming and running around without his clothes on.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is just special.
You: He's a very special guy obviously.
You: What brings you to omegle?
Stranger: hmm my friend told me about it..and I'm bored.
Stranger: what about you?
You: A friend of mine introduced me and we were bored.
You: She's not here now.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well that is cool
You: It's fun to be jerks sometimes.
Stranger: that it is
You: especially to foreigners.
Stranger: hahah are there a lot of foreigners on here?
You: Tons of brazilians as you will eventually find out.
You: I got "married" to one on here.
Stranger: oh man...
You: That turned out badly though because he found out who I really was (I'm not sure how exactly) and then internet stalked me.
Stranger: hmmm what?
Stranger: i talked to these italian kids once and they were just freaky
You: lolz. Italians.
You: Did they eat a lot of pasta?
Stranger: idk...all they talked about was sex
You: Did they know any brothers named Mario and Luigi
You: HA! They would.
Stranger: and trying to come to america
You: Those silly europeans.
Stranger: pretty much
You: So where do you live exactly?
Stranger: california
Stranger: what about you?
You: Detroit.
You: I hear prices are very high in California
Stranger: yah...living out here sucks..cuz i'm just a poor college student :(
Stranger: I'
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Stranger: oops.
Stranger: I'm thinking about moving...
You: That might be a good idea.
You: How long have you been in college?
Stranger: 2 years
You: Where do you think you'd move to?
Stranger: idk.. I have a few friends up in Oregon but I like the east coast tooo.
You: I've never been to either coast. I think I've been to Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Canada. My family just doesn't go very many places.
You: Which is understandable for these last few years, our economy is not great.
Stranger: I've been a lot of places...I love to travel..which is also why I have no money
You: Well that could be a good reason
You: lol
You: I love to travel too, I just don't.
Stranger: I hear detroit is dangerous.
You: In certain parts. Downtown is actually very nice. Besides, we're not the murder capital of the country anymore.
You: I believe that belongs to Atlanta.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: where do you live? in the not so bad part?>
You: I live about 20 miles outside of town.
You: It's very funny though, the neighborhoods you don't ever go into are sometimes right next to the nicest ones.
Stranger: interesting..
Stranger: thats kind of like how it is in almost every big city though
You: Yeah, I suppose.
You: Detroit gets a bad reputation, but once you're here, it's not so bad.
You: However, it is fun to mess with people when you tell them your from detroit.
You: A friend of mine went to a family reunion and one of her cousins asked her if she gets shot at a lot.
Stranger: hahah
You: So she told her that she does on like, the nicest, most isolated roads she could think of.
Stranger: and they had no idea
Stranger: hahah
You: Nope.
You: That's the best part.
Stranger: messing with people is soo much fun
You: I would say so!
You: So have you always lived in California?
Stranger: no I used to live in Utah
Stranger: but I don't remember It
You: Ah! I have a friend who's planning on moving there.
Stranger: cool
You: He's a mormon, so I like to make fun of him.
Stranger: hahha fucking mormons
You: He says he's moving there because he has family so I joke that he's going to start one.
You: Have 7 wives and 28 children.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: totally
You: He's pretty crazy actually. He usually has a pretty long mohawk, in various colors.
Stranger: awesome!
You: His family though is pretty normal. He has about 293847239847239874 brothers and sisters, some of which are actually step brothers and sisters/cousins, because his dad married his mom's sister after she died.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: thats kind of weird
You: And his parents are really really old
You: It's very weird.
Stranger: hmm I have a friend like that
You: I guess that's why he's such a crazy guy
Stranger: but he has 11 brothers and sisters that are not step
You: Ah.
You: That must be a hassle sometimes.
Stranger: that a lot of family members..
Stranger: idk. when I hung out with him it was just him left in the house cuz he is the youngest
You: Same with my friend.
You: I haven't met any of his siblings yet.
Stranger: nice I got to meet all of them except one
You: I think his oldest sibling is like, 40 and has some amount of kids and I think they live in Utah or something. I don't really know. I'm just making assumptions because they're mormons.
Stranger: sweet sweet
Stranger: well he will prolly have lots of fun there
You: Well that was his plan
You: But I have to go, it's almost midnight here and I have class in the morning. It was nice talking to you!
Stranger: nice talking to you too
Stranger: nighty night
You: lol nighty night

1 comment:

Katie said...

I'VE USED THAT BEFORE! I WANNA USE IT AGAIN NOW!