She must feel as awkward...

1. War and Peace Leo Tolstoy
2. Lolita Vladimir Nabokov
3. Madame Bovary Gustave Flaubert
4. Anna Karenina Leo Tolstoy
5. In Search of Lost Time Marcel Proust
6. The Red and The Black (Le Rouge et Le Noir) Stendahl
7. Le Pere Goriot Honore de Balzac
8. Ill Seen, Ill Said Samuel Beckett
9. Brave New World Aldous Huxley
10. 1984 George Orwell
11. The Catcher in The Rye J.D. Salinger
12. The Satanic Verses Salman Rushdie
13. Animal Farm George Orwell
14. All The King's Men Robert Penn Warren
15. The Big Sleep Raymond Chandelier
16. The Crying of Lot 49 Thomas Pynchon
17. A Dance to The Music of Time Anthony Powell
18. Gravity's Rainbow Thomas Pynchon
19. Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace
20. Light in August William Faulkner
21. The Man Who Loved Children Christina Stead
22. The Moviegoer Walker Percy
23. Mrs. Dalloway Virginia Woolf
24. Naked Lunch William Burroughs
25. Neuromancer William Gibson
26. Never Let Me Go Kazuo Ishiguro
27. Pale Fire Vladimir Nabokov
28. Play It As It Lays Joan Didion
29. The Power and The Glory Graham Greene
30. Rabbit, Run John Updike
31. Red Harvest Dashiell Hammett
32. The Sheltering Sky Paul Bowles
33. The Sot-Weed Factor John Barth
34. The Sound and The Fury William Faulkner
35. The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
36. Their Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale Hurston
37. Ubik Philip K. Dick
38. White Teeth Zadie Smith
39. Middlemarch Virginia Woolf
40. Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift
41. Great Expectations Charles Dickens
42. Foucault's Pendulum Umberto Eco
43. Hunger Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
44. The Growth Of Soil Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
45. Pan: From Lt. Thomas Glahn's Papers Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
46. Mysteries Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
47. Victoria Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
48. In Wonderland Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
49. Shyness and Dignity Dag Solstad (Sverre Lyngstad)
50. Atlas Shrugged Ayn Rand
51. One Hundred Years of Solitude Gabriel García MárQuez
52. The Wanderer Knut Hamson (Oliver and Gunnvor Stallybrass)
53. Crash J.G. Ballard
54. The Picture of Dorian Gray Oscar Wilde

Not Quite done. Or even close. I still have plenty of time. DON'T PRESSURE ME. It'll get done. I'm a lot farther than when I started. However 13 2/3 out of 54 does not sound great.