Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall?

Revised to the point of being only one new book crossed off. That will change very soon. This list will grow shorter; you will see.

I have disowned The Red and The Black as for right now. I have left off at 2/3 of the book finished, and will finish reading it when the rest of this list is finished. It will be my last book of the year, and hopefully it won't suck as much then.

1. War and Peace Leo Tolstoy
2. Lolita Vladimir Nabokov
3. Madame Bovary Gustave Flaubert
4. Anna Karenina Leo Tolstoy
5. In Search of Lost Time Marcel Proust
6. The Red and The Black (Le Rouge et Le Noir) Stendahl
7. Le Pere Goriot Honore de Balzac
8. Ill Seen, Ill Said Samuel Beckett
9. Brave New World Aldous Huxley
10. 1984 George Orwell
11. The Catcher in The Rye J.D. Salinger
12. The Satanic Verses Salman Rushdie
13. Animal Farm George Orwell
14. All The King's Men Robert Penn Warren
15. The Big Sleep Raymond Chandelier
16. The Crying of Lot 49 Thomas Pynchon
17. A Dance to The Music of Time Anthony Powell
18. Gravity's Rainbow Thomas Pynchon
19. Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace
20. Light in August William Faulkner
21. The Man Who Loved Children Christina Stead
22. The Moviegoer Walker Percy
23. Mrs. Dalloway Virginia Woolf
24. Naked Lunch William Burroughs
25. Neuromancer William Gibson
26. Never Let Me Go Kazuo Ishiguro
27. Pale Fire Vladimir Nabokov
28. Play It As It Lays Joan Didion
29. The Power and The Glory Graham Greene
30. Rabbit, Run John Updike
31. Red Harvest Dashiell Hammett
32. The Sheltering Sky Paul Bowles
33. The Sot-Weed Factor John Barth
34. The Sound and The Fury William Faulkner
35. The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
36. Their Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale Hurston
37. Ubik Philip K. Dick
38. White Teeth Zadie Smith
39. Middlemarch Virginia Woolf
40. Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift
41. Great Expectations Charles Dickens
42. Fooled By Randomness Nassim Nicholas Taleb
43. Foucault's Pendulum Umberto Eco
44. Pattern Recognition William Gibson
45. Join My Cult! James Curcio
46. The Illuminatus! Trilogy Robert Shea
47. Hunger Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
48. The Growth Of Soil Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
49. Pan: From Lt. Thomas Glahn's Papers Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
50. Mysteries Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
51. Victoria Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
52. In Wonderland Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
53. Shyness and Dignity Dag Solstad (Sverre Lyngstad)