MADECKAAUM!

don't even ask
but i wont bother explaining, you won't get it anyway.
it's only an inside joke between me and kayleigh.
who, by the way, i had one of the most interesting conversations with today:

x84thx: sooo andrea how are you on this fine fine day? lost your virginity yet?
mylastmatch22: hahahah
mylastmatch22: no
mylastmatch22: im sick as a dog
mylastmatch22: which from what i heard from katie
mylastmatch22: is very bad
x84thx: me too! well I will be tomorrow
mylastmatch22: ?
mylastmatch22: you will be sick?
x84thx: yes
mylastmatch22: thats not cool
x84thx: yes no
x84thx: ...
mylastmatch22: im all confuzzled
x84thx: i make sense wooow
x84thx: like yes no its not
mylastmatch22: oh okay
mylastmatch22: that is more sensical
mylastmatch22: yeah i have like the superfast flu
mylastmatch22: in a period of one hour
mylastmatch22: first i was fine
mylastmatch22: then 10 mins later
mylastmatch22: i was puking blood in the bathroom
mylastmatch22: and that was how i spent most of the night
mylastmatch22: and in the morning
mylastmatch22: i was pretty much fine
x84thx: ok
mylastmatch22: yeah it was pretty quick
x84thx: you are way sicker than me
x84thx: lmfao
mylastmatch22: lol
x84thx: i am really hoping right now you didnt like breathe that shit on me
mylastmatch22: lmao
mylastmatch22: i havent been in close contact with you since bergers
x84thx: right
mylastmatch22: are you saying that you have been near me since a week ago?
mylastmatch22: thats kind of stalkerish
x84thx: well maybe the bug was dormant in you for a week then today it encountered some speed in you then peer pressure caused it to try the speed hence the i-am-sick-as-a-dog
x84thx: yes
x84thx: i may be implying that
mylastmatch22: lmao
mylastmatch22: kayleigh saum you never fail to make me laugh
x84thx: andrea leja you never fail to pressure your viruses into doing drugs then breathing it on me
x84thx: bitch
mylastmatch22: lol
mylastmatch22: you know what is a good movie?
mylastmatch22: bickford schmeckler's cool ideas
x84thx: just kidding I love you bff
x84thx: what?
x84thx: ooh
mylastmatch22: its a movie
x84thx: ok
mylastmatch22: and its really good
mylastmatch22: i was watching it this morning
x84thx: i will see about pirating it
mylastmatch22: you should@
mylastmatch22: !*
x84thx: if you are into romantic comedies then pirate waitress
mylastmatch22: hmm
mylastmatch22: maybe i should
x84thx: if not then just turn me down andrea
mylastmatch22: i shall not turn you down!
mylastmatch22: i should never
x84thx: but WOULD you
x84thx: dun dun dun
x84thx: well im gonna go your drug bug gave me a bitch of a headache
mylastmatch22: lmao
mylastmatch22: okay
mylastmatch22: have fun
x84thx: goodbye lofebaneja
mylastmatch22: maddekaum
x84thx: oh I will
mylastmatch22: lol
mylastmatch22: bye then
x84thx: good thing I dont throw up
mylastmatch22: hah
mylastmatch22: dont
x84thx: oh! that was my name!
mylastmatch22: lmao
mylastmatch22: wow
x84thx: you are one fantastic bitch
mylastmatch22: i am indeed
mylastmatch22: hey
mylastmatch22: do you think that squirrels like pasta?
x84thx: yes
mylastmatch22: what makes you say that/
x84thx: everyone likes pasta
mylastmatch22: lol
mylastmatch22: italians do
x84thx: especially squirrels
mylastmatch22: but i dont think that our squirrel is italian
mylastmatch22: or from an italian origin
x84thx: no
x84thx: everyone does
mylastmatch22: okay if you say so
mylastmatch22: looks like our squirrel is having pasta tonight
x84thx: i believe those are the same thing
mylastmatch22: lol
mylastmatch22: okay
x84thx: im not even gonna ask why you are saying our squirrel like you have one as a pet
mylastmatch22: well sort of
mylastmatch22: he lives in the wild and whatever, but we feed him,
mylastmatch22: so he's kind of our
x84thx: so it lives outwide
mylastmatch22: s
mylastmatch22: well yeah
x84thx: side
mylastmatch22: but we take care of it
x84thx: yes
mylastmatch22: so technically its our pet
mylastmatch22: technically
x84thx: do you really think that squirrels eat at 1am?
mylastmatch22: well no
x84thx: technically
mylastmatch22: but it will probably eat it later
mylastmatch22: like at 10
mylastmatch22: when it is of course awake
x84thx: if you ever meet anyone that doesnt like pasta tell them they are not included in the group "everyone"
mylastmatch22: lmao
mylastmatch22: okay
mylastmatch22: i will
mylastmatch22: but i dont think that i have met anyone who doesnt like pasta
x84thx: even if it does like pasta, does it like it 9 hours old?
x84thx: well I suppose I do
x84thx: still
mylastmatch22: lol
mylastmatch22: im sure squirrels arent too picky
x84thx: and on that note, I will leave
mylastmatch22: especially in the winter time
mylastmatch22: okay
x84thx: you are not sure
mylastmatch22: see you later then