You swear to try really hard to fix this okay?
I don't want to have to keep going through it, and neither do you.
Dec 23, 2009
Dec 12, 2009
Jumping a mountain range
Went to Carl's grandparents' house in Kalamazoo. They're nice. Very frail. I felt a little bit awkward. They didn't remember me, but that's okay. It happens. Especially with old people. I mean, Coach Vern doesn't even remember my name and I see him ALL THE TIME during outdoor season.
But I digress, which reminds me of THE CATCHER IN THE RYEa movie that I can't Quite remember and the character WHERE HE recalled when he was at the University and whenever they would have to give a speech in front of the class, all of the other kids would jump at the chance to shout "DIGRESSION!" every time he would get off topic to startle him and make him mess up. I remember that that was a good movie BOOK.
Thank you Sahana for having a better memory than I.
I can't remember things in detail. I can remember if something happened, but not when. So, it's frustrating for me when people ask me to elaborate, or else they don't believe me, when I know it's true. It's really hard to describe that intense feeling that you have but just can't express to other people. Obviously.
Aside from all of that, I had fun. I got candies for free and got to take a nap in the car with Carl, and it was warm in their house and all that jazz. I still have more candy, and also Carl forgot to get the candy out of my pocket that he had picked out to bring on the trip before they dropped me off, but it's okay because they didn't leave the candy bag at his grandparents' house like they had planned, so he can always get more.
I only wish I could have seen Carl a little bit longer. To get some alone time with him. I probably won't see him tomorrow. I have lots of homework to do. I need to start work on my catapult thing. I found out that there's actually no insulation in my house, except for the attic, so it's really cold now. I always thought that there was. I've started my holiday shopping. I've been getting stuff on ebay for relatively cheap. I've been using my dad's account, and therefore his credit card, but I'm being careful not to charge too much. It's probably only cost him about $15 so far. But after perusing through all of the cheap stuff they have, that website has bored me. I'll stick to Amazon and general internet browsing. I'll need to remind him to get my gift cards soon, and I'll have my mom give me my gift card so that I can pay my dad, or at least buy him a $15 equivalent gift.
Then, I will take some people out to dinner, buy myself a nice gift, buy Carl's gift, and then hopefully stockpile whatever's left until I get my birthday money. If there is anything left. Actually, that's a lie. I will spend all of it. I have no self control. That's what happens when you give poor people extra money.
I can't remember what happened to the permanent marker I kept in my backpack. I must have lost it. I liked to write stories with it in awkward places. Like in the back of library books and on the underside of tables.
But I digress, which reminds me of THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
Thank you Sahana for having a better memory than I.
I can't remember things in detail. I can remember if something happened, but not when. So, it's frustrating for me when people ask me to elaborate, or else they don't believe me, when I know it's true. It's really hard to describe that intense feeling that you have but just can't express to other people. Obviously.
Aside from all of that, I had fun. I got candies for free and got to take a nap in the car with Carl, and it was warm in their house and all that jazz. I still have more candy, and also Carl forgot to get the candy out of my pocket that he had picked out to bring on the trip before they dropped me off, but it's okay because they didn't leave the candy bag at his grandparents' house like they had planned, so he can always get more.
I only wish I could have seen Carl a little bit longer. To get some alone time with him. I probably won't see him tomorrow. I have lots of homework to do. I need to start work on my catapult thing. I found out that there's actually no insulation in my house, except for the attic, so it's really cold now. I always thought that there was. I've started my holiday shopping. I've been getting stuff on ebay for relatively cheap. I've been using my dad's account, and therefore his credit card, but I'm being careful not to charge too much. It's probably only cost him about $15 so far. But after perusing through all of the cheap stuff they have, that website has bored me. I'll stick to Amazon and general internet browsing. I'll need to remind him to get my gift cards soon, and I'll have my mom give me my gift card so that I can pay my dad, or at least buy him a $15 equivalent gift.
Then, I will take some people out to dinner, buy myself a nice gift, buy Carl's gift, and then hopefully stockpile whatever's left until I get my birthday money. If there is anything left. Actually, that's a lie. I will spend all of it. I have no self control. That's what happens when you give poor people extra money.
I can't remember what happened to the permanent marker I kept in my backpack. I must have lost it. I liked to write stories with it in awkward places. Like in the back of library books and on the underside of tables.
Nov 25, 2009
Remember when I moved in you? And the holy dove was moving too?
For a few years now I've thought that I had some from of SAD. It's strange to me now, because I don't feel depressed at all. I feel like things are finally going right for once. And I'm confused. It always started when it got cold, and the leaves were gone, and the sky was dark all day. When it was desolate. And it's like that now; but it's not. Like I said, I'm confused.
I haven't listened to music really since my ipod finally died, but, I don't miss it.
I've found I want simple things.
Lotion and body spray, socks, underwear, a giant gummy bear on a stick, a fish tank, a paint-by-numbers kit, a latch-hook kit, a haircut, a teddy bear, a bathrobe, books, candy. Lots of candy. A photo album, some old disney movies, a board game, bath fizzles.
I want to take a trip to a planetarium. I want to go to the zoo in the winter time. I want to go to COSI in Ohio again.
I love you.
I miss you.
My bunnies are cute :)
I haven't listened to music really since my ipod finally died, but, I don't miss it.
I've found I want simple things.
Lotion and body spray, socks, underwear, a giant gummy bear on a stick, a fish tank, a paint-by-numbers kit, a latch-hook kit, a haircut, a teddy bear, a bathrobe, books, candy. Lots of candy. A photo album, some old disney movies, a board game, bath fizzles.
I want to take a trip to a planetarium. I want to go to the zoo in the winter time. I want to go to COSI in Ohio again.
I love you.
I miss you.
My bunnies are cute :)
Nov 22, 2009
I know what to do, if only you would let me.
For the past week or so, my dad's been really passive aggressive about how I've been taking care of my pets. The turtle tank is too dirty. "He doesn't stay underwater because he's having a hard time breathing." Turtles breathe AIR. I can't even tell you how many times I've said that to him. Apparently, it means nothing. I can explain to him all I want about how to take care of this turtle, and he doesn't listen. It's always been that way. But the second anyone else with some "expertise" tells him otherwise, it's fucking law.
He even took the time out today to clean the tank for me. You want to know what he did? He dumped the old water into the toilet, and put new water in from the tap. He even cleaned the filter by dumping out all of the pennies used to keep it submerged, and removing the tape that keeps the top on so that all of the carbon stays inside, and the air tube attached. FUCKING GENIUS. I wonder why I've been doing it the complicated way all of this time when I could just do that?
So, I had to clean it all again myself anyway. Completely unnecessary, and a waste of my time.
And of course it doesn't stop with the turtle. Every time he walks into my room to see the rabbits, EVERY TIME, he says something about how it smells in there. OF COURSE IT FUCKING SMELLS. They're rabbits. And not only that, he hasn't gotten the initiative to buy litter for them, which would absorb most of the smell. And it's not like he ever proposed any other sort of brilliant idea to take care of it. No. He's just got to comment about it.
It's driving me fucking crazy. I'm so pissed off at him all the time, which isn't exactly fair to him because otherwise, he does a lot for me, and I am grateful. I'm just tired of feeling undermined, and ignored. I know what I'm talking about, but as far as he's concerned I'm just talking. And maybe it's OCD, maybe it's the same for everyone, but I can't stand it when someone else does something important like this for me. It's never up to my standards, because obviously, they're not me.
I actually want to spend time at my mom's house. But I know that if I do, the only person left to take care of Minx & Othello, and Frankie, is my dad, and he'll just fuck everything up.
He even took the time out today to clean the tank for me. You want to know what he did? He dumped the old water into the toilet, and put new water in from the tap. He even cleaned the filter by dumping out all of the pennies used to keep it submerged, and removing the tape that keeps the top on so that all of the carbon stays inside, and the air tube attached. FUCKING GENIUS. I wonder why I've been doing it the complicated way all of this time when I could just do that?
So, I had to clean it all again myself anyway. Completely unnecessary, and a waste of my time.
And of course it doesn't stop with the turtle. Every time he walks into my room to see the rabbits, EVERY TIME, he says something about how it smells in there. OF COURSE IT FUCKING SMELLS. They're rabbits. And not only that, he hasn't gotten the initiative to buy litter for them, which would absorb most of the smell. And it's not like he ever proposed any other sort of brilliant idea to take care of it. No. He's just got to comment about it.
It's driving me fucking crazy. I'm so pissed off at him all the time, which isn't exactly fair to him because otherwise, he does a lot for me, and I am grateful. I'm just tired of feeling undermined, and ignored. I know what I'm talking about, but as far as he's concerned I'm just talking. And maybe it's OCD, maybe it's the same for everyone, but I can't stand it when someone else does something important like this for me. It's never up to my standards, because obviously, they're not me.
I actually want to spend time at my mom's house. But I know that if I do, the only person left to take care of Minx & Othello, and Frankie, is my dad, and he'll just fuck everything up.
Nov 1, 2009
Here's to you Mrs. Robinson,
3 weeks until Thanksgiving break. Another 3 weeks until Christmas break. Another 3 weeks until finals/the semester ends.
So, we're looking at 9 more weeks total.
I have a Question for you.
As you know, I'm going on the trip to France. However, I hate french class, to the point where I don't care about doing anything in it. I really want to drop out of it. But, in order to go on the trip, I have to stay in french class. If I do though, I know my grades will suffer terribly for it. On the other hand, chances are I won't have any other travel opportunities like this for a long time. So the Question is, do I stay in french class to go on the trip, or forfeit it?
I know what I want to do, as I'm sure you could guess, but what do you think?
So, we're looking at 9 more weeks total.
I have a Question for you.
As you know, I'm going on the trip to France. However, I hate french class, to the point where I don't care about doing anything in it. I really want to drop out of it. But, in order to go on the trip, I have to stay in french class. If I do though, I know my grades will suffer terribly for it. On the other hand, chances are I won't have any other travel opportunities like this for a long time. So the Question is, do I stay in french class to go on the trip, or forfeit it?
I know what I want to do, as I'm sure you could guess, but what do you think?
Oct 20, 2009
Lies lies lies lies lies
I want this.
Or this.
Or this.
But mostly that first one.
And some crayons and coloring books, and a teddy bear. And I will be happy for all of this winter and next year and possibly forever.
FUCK A NEW IPOD.
FUCK UNDERWEAR.
FUCK SOCKS.
FUCK HAIR DYE.
FUCK CANDY.
FUCK HOODIES.
FUCK FUZZY SWEATERS.
FUCK A 20 GALLON FISH TANK. (although I'll probably end up getting that too).
I was thinking that if my mom sprang for the duffle coat, then my dad could buy the other two, and they'd both be paying the same amount and then I would super win.
I feel super pressured though because they're pretty much one of a kind. If someone else buys them then I would never be able to have it, or one like it. My dad says that I just have to wait until this weekend. He has to pay the mortgage.
I want these more than I've ever wanted most things.
It feels good to have something to strive for.
Or this.
Or this.
But mostly that first one.
And some crayons and coloring books, and a teddy bear. And I will be happy for all of this winter and next year and possibly forever.
FUCK A NEW IPOD.
FUCK UNDERWEAR.
FUCK SOCKS.
FUCK HAIR DYE.
FUCK CANDY.
FUCK HOODIES.
FUCK FUZZY SWEATERS.
FUCK A 20 GALLON FISH TANK. (although I'll probably end up getting that too).
I was thinking that if my mom sprang for the duffle coat, then my dad could buy the other two, and they'd both be paying the same amount and then I would super win.
I feel super pressured though because they're pretty much one of a kind. If someone else buys them then I would never be able to have it, or one like it. My dad says that I just have to wait until this weekend. He has to pay the mortgage.
I want these more than I've ever wanted most things.
It feels good to have something to strive for.
So I drew a new face and I laughed
This visit just proves to me that Dr. Mayer is full of shit. Our vet said Bodle's leg is fine. No, it didn't break again, and it's callousing up and we should be done in two weeks.
Whilst getting breakfast/lunch, the restaurant had 96.3 playing and they were doing a game and made fun of Allison for saying "whilst" and she retorted that she had been working hard all day to figure out a way to use that word in sentence. I just did it without thinking, bitch. SUCK ON THAT.
Anyway... I thought up a christmas list. It's pretty meager if you think about the stuff that's on it, however, total it up and it's a bit pricey.
And I got the feeling that I wanted something nice. I don't know what this nice thing is, but I just know that I would really like it.
I'll keep you posted if I figure out what it is.
P.S. I missed you a lot today.
Whilst getting breakfast/lunch, the restaurant had 96.3 playing and they were doing a game and made fun of Allison for saying "whilst" and she retorted that she had been working hard all day to figure out a way to use that word in sentence. I just did it without thinking, bitch. SUCK ON THAT.
Anyway... I thought up a christmas list. It's pretty meager if you think about the stuff that's on it, however, total it up and it's a bit pricey.
- New underwear. Or rather, money to buy it, because it usually doesn't turn out well if your parents are buying them for you. Especially if they attempt to get me some thongs (which they have before)
- Lots of crayons and coloring books. We used to have a bucket, literally, of crayons, and about 15 unused coloring books. And now we don't, and I'm sad
- Hair bleach and/or dye. I'm either thinking of white or orange
- Socks! Specifically the really nice and warm Hanes Sport socks :)
- Candy. 'Nuff said
- A new hoodie. Mine are a bit small now
- Going with the theme of warm things, more fuzzy sweaters. Because I know how much you guys like them, and I like them just as much
- 20 gallon fish tank with a new filter, more gravel, and 3 dozen goldfish for the kid.
- A teddy bear!!!!!!
And I got the feeling that I wanted something nice. I don't know what this nice thing is, but I just know that I would really like it.
I'll keep you posted if I figure out what it is.
P.S. I missed you a lot today.
Oct 10, 2009
National Window Covering Safety Month?
2009
Bizarre, Crazy, Silly, Unknown Holidays & Observances
Stone= Opal Flower= Snapdragon
October Monthly Observances
Adopt A Shelter Dog Month
Antidepressant Death Awareness Month
Apple Month
(World) Blindness Awareness Month
Celiac Disease Awareness Month
Celebrate The Bilingual Child Month
Children's Magazine Month
Christmas Seal Campaign (10/1-12/31)
Church Library Month
Church Safety and Security Month
Class Reunion Month
Co-op Awareness Month
Domestic Violence Awareness Month
Dyslexia Awareness Month
Eat Better, Eat Together Month
Emotional Intelligence Month
Emotional Wellness Month
Energy Management is a Family Affair-Improve Your Home Month (10/1-3/31/08)
Gay & Lesbian History Month
German-American Heritage Month
Global Diversity Awareness Month
Go Hog Wild - Eat Country Ham
Halloween Safety Month
Head Start Awareness Month
Health Literacy Month
International Starman Month
International Strategic Planning Month
Long Term Care Planning Month
Month of Free Thought
National Animal Safety and Protection Month
National Bake and Decorate Month
National Book Month
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month
National Caramel Month
National Chili Month
National Chiropractic Month
National Crime Prevention Month
National Cyber Security Awareness Month
National Dental Hygiene Month
National Depression Education & Awareness Month
National Disability Employment Awareness Month
National Domestic Violence Awareness Month
National Down Syndrome Month
National Ergonomics Month
National Family Sexuality Education Month
National "Gain The Inside Advantage" Month
National Go On A Field Trip Month
National Kitchen & Bath Month
National Liver Awareness Month
National Medical Librarian Month
National Orthodontic Health Month
National Physical Therapy Month
National Popcorn Poppin' Month
National Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Month
National Reading Group Month
National Roller Skating Month
National RSV Awareness Month
National Sarcastic Awareness Month
National Spina Bifida Awareness Month
National Window Covering Safety Month
National Work and Family Month
National Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month
Organize Your Medical Information Month
Photographer Appreciation Month
Polish American Heritage Month
Positive Attitude Month
Raptor Month
Rett Syndrome Awareness Month
Right Brainers Rule! Month
Sausage Month
Self-Promotion Month
Spinach Lovers Month
Squirrel Awareness Month
Stamp Collecting Month
Tackling Hunger Month
Talk About Prescriptions Month
Vegetarian Month
Wishbones for Pets Month (10/15 - 11/30)
Women's Small Business Month
Workplace Politics Awareness Month
October Weekly Observances
Universal Children's Week: 1-7
No Salt Week: 2-4
Fallen Firefighters Memorial Weekend: 2-4
National Newspaper Week: 4-10
National Work From Home Week: 4-10
World Space Week: 4-10
Fire Prevention Week: 4-10
Mental Illness Awareness Week: 4-10
Mystery Series Week: 4-10
National Carry A Tune Week: 4-10
National Metric Week: 4-10
Nuclear Medicine Week: 5-11
Customer Service Week: 5-11
Financial Planning Week: 5-11
Kids' Goal Setting Week: 5-10
Spinning & Weaving Week: 5-11
Physicians Assistant Week: 6-12
Build Your Business with Business Cards Week: 11-17
Emergency Nurses Week: 11-17
Getting The World To Beat A Path To Your Door Week: 11-17
Home-based Business Week: 11-17
International Credit Union Week: 11-17
National Chestnut Week: 11-17
National Food Bank Week: 11-17
American Association of Medical Assistants: 12-18
National School Lunch Week: 12-16
World Rainforest Week: 12-18
Food and Drug Interaction Education and Awareness Week: 17-24
Freedom From Bullies Week: 18-24
Teen Read Week: 18-24
National Chemistry Week: 18-24
National Hospital and Health-System Pharmacy Week: 18-24
YWCA Week without Violence: 18-24
National Infertility Awareness Week: 18-24
National Character Counts Week: 18-24
National Forest Products Week: 18-24
National Lead Poisoning Prevention Week: 18-24 (always 3rd week)
National School Bus Safety Week: 18-24
Freedom of Speech Week: 19-25
National Food Bank Week: 19-25
National Massage Therapy Week: 19-25
National Businesswomen's Week: 19-25
Disarmament Week: 24-30
Pastoral Care Week: 25-31
International Magic Week: 25-31
National Respiratory Care Week: 25-31 (last full week)
Peace, Friendship and Good Will Week: 25-31
Give Wildlife a Break Week: 26-11/1
World Hearing Aid Awareness Week: 27-10/3
An * in front of the day means that it hasn't changed in 3 years.
So we are going to state that the date on these days never changes.
*Fire Pup Day: 1
*International Day of Older Persons: 1
*World Vegetarian Day: 1
*Guardian Angels Day: 2
Lee's National Denim Day: 2
National Diversity Day: 2
National Fallen Firefighters Weekend: 2-4
*Phileas Fogg's Wager Day: 2
*National Custodial Workers Day: 2
*Techie's Day: 2
*World Farm Animals Day: 2
World Smile Day: 2
*Alternative Fuel Day: 3
Change A Light Day: 3
World Card Making Day: 3
Inter-American Water Day: 3 (First Saturday)
Blessing of the Fishing Fleet: 4
Intergeneration Day: 4
*Ten-Four Day: 4
World Communion Day: 4
Child Health Day: 5
Improve Your Office Day: 5
World Habitat Day: 5
*World Teachers Day: 5
*Ecological Debt Day: 6
*Jackie Mayer Rehab Day: 6
*Mad Hatter Day: 6
*National German-American Day: 6
Balloons Around The World: 7
*Alvin C. York Day: 8
National Depression Screening Day: 8
World Sight Day: 8 (2nd Thursday)
*Leif Erikson Day: 9
* World Post Day: 9
International Newspaper Carrier Day: 10
*National Cake Decorating Day: 10
* Naval Academy Day: 10
Universal Music Day: 10
Clergy Appreciation Day (or Pastor Appreciation Day or Ministry Appreciation Day) : 11 (No official sponsor. Always 2nd Sunday)
*General Pulaski Memorial Day: 11
International African Diaspora Day: 11
*National Coming Out Day: 11
Simchat Torah: 11
*International Moment of Frustration Scream Day: 12
Columbus Day: 12
Free Thought Day: 12
National Kick Butt Day: 12
Native Americans' Day: 12
National Salesperson Day: 12
* Navy Birthday: 13
National Face Your Fears Day: 13
*Be Bald and Be Free Day: 14
Emergency Nurses Day: 14
International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction: 14
International Top Spinning Day: 14
National Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work & School Day: 14
Get to Know Your Customers Day: 15 ( also January 16, April 16, July 16)
Get Smart About Credit Day: 15
International Credit Union Day: 15
* National Grouch Day: 15
*National Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Day: 15
* White Cane Safety Day: 15
*Boss's Day (or National Boss's Day) : 16
* Dictionary Day: 16
Mammography Day: 16
*World Food Day: 16
Bridge Day: 17
Diwali: 17 (This varies every year)
Dussehra: 17
*International Day for the Eradication of Poverty: 17
*Mulligan Day: 17
Sweetest Day: 17
World Toy Camera Day: 17
*National Chocolate Cupcake Day: 18
World Menopause Day: 18
*Evaluate Your Life Day: 19
World Osteoporosis Day: 19
Miss American Rose Day: 20
*Birth of the Bab: 20
Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce: 21
*Caps Locks Day: 22 Verification Link removed due to profanity (edit; kept that in just for hilarity)
*International Stuttering Awareness Day: 22
*IPod Day: 23
*National Mole Day: 23
* United Nations Day: 24
*World Development Information Day: 24
Make A Difference Day: 24
Lung Health Day: 25
Mother-in-Law Day: 25 (always 4th Sunday)
Reformation Sunday: 25
Sourest Day: 25
XTERRA World Championships: 25
Worldwide Howl At The Moon Night: 26
Mule Day: 26
*Cranky Co-workers Day: 27
*Navy Day: 27
Day of International Concern About Young People and Gun Violence: 28
*National Chocolates Day: 28
*St. Jude's Day: 28
*Internet Day: 29
*World Psoriasis Day: 29
*Create A Great Funeral Day: 30
Devil's Night: 30
*Haunted Refrigerator Night: 30
International Bandanna Day: 30
*National Candy Corn Day: 30
Frankenstein Friday: 30
* Halloween: 31
*National Caramel Apple Day: 31
*National Knock-Knock Jokes Day: 31
*National Magic Day: 31
*National UNICEF Day: 31
Reformation Day: 31
*Samhain: 31
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Full Moon on the 4th is called "Hunter's Moon" by Native Americans of New England and the Great Lakes because at this time of the year the deer are fattened and it's time to hunt (as well as many other animals.) Since all the crops are harvested, it's now time to gather food by hunting animals.
Oct 9, 2009
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Juanita Effinger 11:47 AM (9 hours ago)
Reply:Andrea Leja to Juanita 1:44 PM (7 hours ago)
HOT DAMN
Oct 1, 2009
A Wanderer Plays On Muted Strings
I say things that I do and don't mean. Life is just a gray area. There is never any black or white.
I'm so tired.
I look upon (it) now as literature, no more. It has come to the end. Well, and what then?
Thank you. For everything.
I'm so tired.
I look upon (it) now as literature, no more. It has come to the end. Well, and what then?
Thank you. For everything.
Sep 27, 2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: fabulous
Stranger: how about you>
You: I am great too!
Stranger: awesome!
You: How has your day been?
You: Anything interesting happen?
Stranger: pretty great..I slept alll day
Stranger: it was amazing
Stranger: what about you?
You: I slept a lot too actually. I'm gettting sick I think, so it's understandable.
You: But sleeping is good.
Stranger: oh no..I was just hungover..it was a goood night
You: It's a good way to pass the time.
You: xD
Stranger: yep
You: lolz
You: it's a story I know well.
Stranger: hahah everyweekend
You: I, not so much every weekend, but a bit
Stranger: well its fun anyways
You: Indeed.
Stranger: any fun stories?
You: Not anything that's happened to me exactly. I'm not really the kind to start a riot.
You: But I've seen some pretty strange things.
Stranger: hahah like what?
You: Well a friend of mine went apeshit on some guys car and starting breaking the front windshield with his forehead.
You: Then pulled out a gun and started harassing some neighbors.
You: Didn't end well. He's in jail now.
You: He's not a fun drunk at all.
Stranger: no..
Stranger: sounds like not fun
You: It was fun to watch until he actually started destroying things.
You: He was screaming and running around without his clothes on.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that is just special.
You: He's a very special guy obviously.
You: What brings you to omegle?
Stranger: hmm my friend told me about it..and I'm bored.
Stranger: what about you?
You: A friend of mine introduced me and we were bored.
You: She's not here now.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well that is cool
You: It's fun to be jerks sometimes.
Stranger: that it is
You: especially to foreigners.
Stranger: hahah are there a lot of foreigners on here?
You: Tons of brazilians as you will eventually find out.
You: I got "married" to one on here.
Stranger: oh man...
You: That turned out badly though because he found out who I really was (I'm not sure how exactly) and then internet stalked me.
Stranger: hmmm what?
Stranger: i talked to these italian kids once and they were just freaky
You: lolz. Italians.
You: Did they eat a lot of pasta?
Stranger: idk...all they talked about was sex
You: Did they know any brothers named Mario and Luigi
You: HA! They would.
Stranger: and trying to come to america
You: Those silly europeans.
Stranger: pretty much
You: So where do you live exactly?
Stranger: california
Stranger: what about you?
You: Detroit.
You: I hear prices are very high in California
Stranger: yah...living out here sucks..cuz i'm just a poor college student :(
Stranger: I'
Stranger: I
Stranger: oops.
Stranger: I'm thinking about moving...
You: That might be a good idea.
You: How long have you been in college?
Stranger: 2 years
You: Where do you think you'd move to?
Stranger: idk.. I have a few friends up in Oregon but I like the east coast tooo.
You: I've never been to either coast. I think I've been to Pennsylvania, Ohio, and Canada. My family just doesn't go very many places.
You: Which is understandable for these last few years, our economy is not great.
Stranger: I've been a lot of places...I love to travel..which is also why I have no money
You: Well that could be a good reason
You: lol
You: I love to travel too, I just don't.
Stranger: I hear detroit is dangerous.
You: In certain parts. Downtown is actually very nice. Besides, we're not the murder capital of the country anymore.
You: I believe that belongs to Atlanta.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: where do you live? in the not so bad part?>
You: I live about 20 miles outside of town.
You: It's very funny though, the neighborhoods you don't ever go into are sometimes right next to the nicest ones.
Stranger: interesting..
Stranger: thats kind of like how it is in almost every big city though
You: Yeah, I suppose.
You: Detroit gets a bad reputation, but once you're here, it's not so bad.
You: However, it is fun to mess with people when you tell them your from detroit.
You: A friend of mine went to a family reunion and one of her cousins asked her if she gets shot at a lot.
Stranger: hahah
You: So she told her that she does on like, the nicest, most isolated roads she could think of.
Stranger: and they had no idea
Stranger: hahah
You: Nope.
You: That's the best part.
Stranger: messing with people is soo much fun
You: I would say so!
You: So have you always lived in California?
Stranger: no I used to live in Utah
Stranger: but I don't remember It
You: Ah! I have a friend who's planning on moving there.
Stranger: cool
You: He's a mormon, so I like to make fun of him.
Stranger: hahha fucking mormons
You: He says he's moving there because he has family so I joke that he's going to start one.
You: Have 7 wives and 28 children.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: totally
You: He's pretty crazy actually. He usually has a pretty long mohawk, in various colors.
Stranger: awesome!
You: His family though is pretty normal. He has about 293847239847239874 brothers and sisters, some of which are actually step brothers and sisters/cousins, because his dad married his mom's sister after she died.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: thats kind of weird
You: And his parents are really really old
You: It's very weird.
Stranger: hmm I have a friend like that
You: I guess that's why he's such a crazy guy
Stranger: but he has 11 brothers and sisters that are not step
You: Ah.
You: That must be a hassle sometimes.
Stranger: that a lot of family members..
Stranger: idk. when I hung out with him it was just him left in the house cuz he is the youngest
You: Same with my friend.
You: I haven't met any of his siblings yet.
Stranger: nice I got to meet all of them except one
You: I think his oldest sibling is like, 40 and has some amount of kids and I think they live in Utah or something. I don't really know. I'm just making assumptions because they're mormons.
Stranger: sweet sweet
Stranger: well he will prolly have lots of fun there
You: Well that was his plan
You: But I have to go, it's almost midnight here and I have class in the morning. It was nice talking to you!
Stranger: nice talking to you too
Stranger: nighty night
You: lol nighty night
Sep 14, 2009
Sharpen up your teeth, your dreams are more than worth defending, in a fight that's never ending.
Go on. Go ahead and prove me wrong.
So, we took Bodle to the vet and it turns out that he has fractured his radius and ulna in his leg and so they're going to try to give him a splint, and if that doesn't work he'll need surgery from a specialist surgeon because rabbits are considered exotic pets.
The check up was $85
+Pain injection
+Xrays
+Bloodwork
+Pain Meds
+General anesthesia
+Bone setting
+Splinting I think?
= $500+
Fortunately we are approved for $2700 on a CareCredit card, and I'm looking into pet insurance right now that says will cover %90 of what's been done today and will also cover routine visits and some common emergencies. I figure that it can't hurt and it will be about $10 a month or something.
As of right now Bodle is still at the Emergency Vet because a lot of new cases came in and they needed to take care of those. Good news is they said they wouldn't charge us a boarding fee, and they'll call us so that we can come pick him up in a few hours.
Regardless of all of that, my dad still wants to go to Frankenmuth this weekend. Apparently it's Oktoberfest right now (even though it's September, I know. They're German. It doesn't have to make sense). So I'll have to talk to my mom about that and maybe convince her to let me take Carl because the two of us haven't gone together yet.
I'm thinking that the only thing I'd buy there was a new miniature violin. My other one broke some months ago and I really liked it :(
In other news, I'm having a really big bowl of the last of my special chocolate marshmallow ripple ice cream because I FUCKING DESERVE IT.
So, we took Bodle to the vet and it turns out that he has fractured his radius and ulna in his leg and so they're going to try to give him a splint, and if that doesn't work he'll need surgery from a specialist surgeon because rabbits are considered exotic pets.
The check up was $85
+Pain injection
+Xrays
+Bloodwork
+Pain Meds
+General anesthesia
+Bone setting
+Splinting I think?
= $500+
Fortunately we are approved for $2700 on a CareCredit card, and I'm looking into pet insurance right now that says will cover %90 of what's been done today and will also cover routine visits and some common emergencies. I figure that it can't hurt and it will be about $10 a month or something.
As of right now Bodle is still at the Emergency Vet because a lot of new cases came in and they needed to take care of those. Good news is they said they wouldn't charge us a boarding fee, and they'll call us so that we can come pick him up in a few hours.
Regardless of all of that, my dad still wants to go to Frankenmuth this weekend. Apparently it's Oktoberfest right now (even though it's September, I know. They're German. It doesn't have to make sense). So I'll have to talk to my mom about that and maybe convince her to let me take Carl because the two of us haven't gone together yet.
I'm thinking that the only thing I'd buy there was a new miniature violin. My other one broke some months ago and I really liked it :(
In other news, I'm having a really big bowl of the last of my special chocolate marshmallow ripple ice cream because I FUCKING DESERVE IT.
:(
I came home from school to find Bodle with a pretty serious limp. He looks like he might be in pain. Unfortunately, my dad won't be home until about 7, and the nearest emergency clinic is in Novi. It's also going to cost $85 for the check up, and god only knows how much if there's something really wrong with him.
I don't know how it happened. He wasn't like that this morning. The only thing I can think of is that he tried to jump out of the cage and his foot got stuck.
As of right now, there's absolutely nothing I can do. Just wait.
And I just got jewed out of 40 points on a survey because "I had such a short response time that I could not have given thorough enough thought in responding to the Questions asked." Because that theory definitely takes into account that people are able to read faster than 200 w/m, or the fact that there are probably 20 words to each Question and that they're pretty straightforward.
:/
I don't know how it happened. He wasn't like that this morning. The only thing I can think of is that he tried to jump out of the cage and his foot got stuck.
As of right now, there's absolutely nothing I can do. Just wait.
And I just got jewed out of 40 points on a survey because "I had such a short response time that I could not have given thorough enough thought in responding to the Questions asked." Because that theory definitely takes into account that people are able to read faster than 200 w/m, or the fact that there are probably 20 words to each Question and that they're pretty straightforward.
:/
Sep 6, 2009
So, Noel and Liam can't keep it together...
... and so Oasis is no more. Sort of. Noel has left, but it isn't officially a break up. Or so I'm hearing. I don't know.
This really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone though, given their history.
Yes, it's kind of sad, but whatever.
This really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone though, given their history.
Yes, it's kind of sad, but whatever.
Sep 5, 2009
Umm, gross?
"Jimmy Propes had too much fun last night....watched "Saw V" and streaked with Matt Mann......another fun day to have...here we go!"
Aug 25, 2009
She stole my karma-OH! Sold it to the farmer-OH!
I've got some problems.
School starts soon, and everyone keeps bringing it up. I don't want to think about it. I've just started to wake up and realize that I have time. I don't feel like any second I'm going to be expected to do anything. I don't like that pressure on me.
I never wanted a 6th grade graduation shirt. I never wanted to be in Advanced English. I never wanted to lose myself in something else. I never have. I'm glad I can say no. I'm glad that I almost know what I want.
I don't like that everyone asks about it.
I've been having my period every other week for the last month or so. I thought it was spotting, but it's not. It's full on. Heavier than it normally is, longer as well. I think there's a problem.
By the way, my mom says she can't afford it. We could probably wait until they actually go on sale, unless your parents decide they can. It would have to be in the next day or two.
Also, because it is the same day as Homecoming, and also the same time, I was wondering if we might be able to get a group to go to the concert? I'm not sure if I'd be able to front money for it (pay for your ticket in advance or something), but I think it would be a worthy investment on your part. I mean, there will be other school dances, and besides, the concert will have GOOD music instead of that shit they play, and the dancing will be about the same. Sweaty and crazy and fun. Besides, there will be MUCH more freedom. So think about it?
School starts soon, and everyone keeps bringing it up. I don't want to think about it. I've just started to wake up and realize that I have time. I don't feel like any second I'm going to be expected to do anything. I don't like that pressure on me.
I never wanted a 6th grade graduation shirt. I never wanted to be in Advanced English. I never wanted to lose myself in something else. I never have. I'm glad I can say no. I'm glad that I almost know what I want.
I don't like that everyone asks about it.
I've been having my period every other week for the last month or so. I thought it was spotting, but it's not. It's full on. Heavier than it normally is, longer as well. I think there's a problem.
By the way, my mom says she can't afford it. We could probably wait until they actually go on sale, unless your parents decide they can. It would have to be in the next day or two.
Also, because it is the same day as Homecoming, and also the same time, I was wondering if we might be able to get a group to go to the concert? I'm not sure if I'd be able to front money for it (pay for your ticket in advance or something), but I think it would be a worthy investment on your part. I mean, there will be other school dances, and besides, the concert will have GOOD music instead of that shit they play, and the dancing will be about the same. Sweaty and crazy and fun. Besides, there will be MUCH more freedom. So think about it?
Aug 18, 2009
Aug 14, 2009
It's been a while, but I can still remember just the way you taste
So it's been a very long time since I've actually talked about anything meaningful here.
There's been a lot of excitement and things to do these past few weeks, and sitting down and writing blogposts is not included.
We'll start off with what's different about me.
I haven't really spent any time at my mom's house this summer. Occasionally I wish I did. More so to see Jazzy and the babies and actually have food to eat. I'll be spending even less time there now that I have Bodle. He's supposed to be "our family" pet, but he's really mine. I'm the one who will be taking care of him. And he's kind of a full time job.
I just feel bad that I'm not spending much time at my mom's. She keeps calling and asking and I have to say no. I mean, I don't like my mom very much, or Gary. And the two of them combined, is probably one of the worst situations I have to deal with. But I do feel a little guilty for pretty much blatantly ignoring them.
I'm going to have to cut this post short. Or at least this part of it. However, as perreQuest demand, here is a story:
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was feeling lazy and didn't take a shower. She spent all day in her pajamas, missing out on the fun things of the world. All of a sudden, she got a text about a wonderful time she could be having with The Chelseas, supernatural beings full of fun and amazingness and sexual magic. In a flash, the girl flew to her room and changed into appropriate attire for the ball. However, on her way out, she lost one of her glass slippers and turned into a pumpkin. But CC helped to brush her teeth and so the adventure began! The girl rode on a magic carpet with The Chelseas, to a mystical place known as Chelsea Szpond's House. There, the three of them frolicked in an extremely damp and chlorinated meadow with the Watercorns. There was much flailing, and very little light, and all in all, a good time was had. The End.
There's been a lot of excitement and things to do these past few weeks, and sitting down and writing blogposts is not included.
We'll start off with what's different about me.
- I got a haircut and from what I understand from everyone else, it's cute.
- I have a pet turtle named Frankie, because that's a cool androgynous name. It's a snapping turtle so I'll only have it for a few years, which is alright because it would get pretty expensive after a while. And also dangerous.
- I have a pet bunny named Bodle. He's super sweet, but still adjusting and gets frightened kind of easily. He doesn't like being chased around and picked up, but doesn't mind being held or taken to new places. He also likes to sit on your lap and be petted. Plus, he gives kisses when he likes you.
- I bought Carl a bong for Christmas (last christmas)(actually in January as a late gift). Because of some hassle with getting the glass pieces shipped into the country and then being blown into our product, we weren't able to get it for about 7 months. I called a week ago and they offered to send us a different one. A larger, more expensive one; for the same price. Got it in the mail two days after that. I'm still completely satisfied with their service, regardless of all the waiting. ANYWAY, moral of the story, Carl has a bong, and also a bubbler, and some nice glass screens. And we took their virginity :)
- I've been paid to take surveys for the past year. They pay with points, which are redeemed for cash. You need 1,000 points before you can redeem them. Each point is worth one nickel. Each survey is anywhere from 5-85 points depending. I have 865 points, so almost to $50. Obviously, it's not as good as a job, but it's a nice bonus. And if you would be interested in maybe joining, ask me because if I refer you, then I get more points, and you get points too (I think).
I haven't really spent any time at my mom's house this summer. Occasionally I wish I did. More so to see Jazzy and the babies and actually have food to eat. I'll be spending even less time there now that I have Bodle. He's supposed to be "our family" pet, but he's really mine. I'm the one who will be taking care of him. And he's kind of a full time job.
I just feel bad that I'm not spending much time at my mom's. She keeps calling and asking and I have to say no. I mean, I don't like my mom very much, or Gary. And the two of them combined, is probably one of the worst situations I have to deal with. But I do feel a little guilty for pretty much blatantly ignoring them.
I'm going to have to cut this post short. Or at least this part of it. However, as per
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was feeling lazy and didn't take a shower. She spent all day in her pajamas, missing out on the fun things of the world. All of a sudden, she got a text about a wonderful time she could be having with The Chelseas, supernatural beings full of fun and amazingness and sexual magic. In a flash, the girl flew to her room and changed into appropriate attire for the ball. However, on her way out, she lost one of her glass slippers and turned into a pumpkin. But CC helped to brush her teeth and so the adventure began! The girl rode on a magic carpet with The Chelseas, to a mystical place known as Chelsea Szpond's House. There, the three of them frolicked in an extremely damp and chlorinated meadow with the Watercorns. There was much flailing, and very little light, and all in all, a good time was had. The End.
Aug 5, 2009
ba da bum ba da da da da ba da bum ba da da da
Andrea
I like the way that my tabs blink "New Message From Brian!" all enthusiastic like.
6:23pmBrian
yay.
sorry for randomly talking to you for so long though
6:24pmAndrea
it's fine. It was fun.
I'm almost done with all of my pictures. I only have like 2 of the turtle, but I have to go through about 80 pictures from vacation.
6:26pmBrian
cool
6:27pmAndrea
aww shit. I just looked at the pictures that I saved onto the computer and about 95% are messed up >:(>:(
so now I have to do them all over again.
6:28pmBrian
damn
6:29pmAndrea
I want to just shit on their chest.
6:30pmBrian
lol... copropheliacs
6:31pmBrian
I think I spelled that wrong but I don't care lol...
6:33pmAndrea
that's okay.
I wouldn't actually do that, but it's fun to say.
6:33pmBrian
XD
yeah
I can see that side of it
though there are sometimes when it would be nice to go thorugh with it... show someone what you really think...
6:34pmAndrea
haha.
you are an interesting person
6:35pmBrian
thanks, I will take that as a compliment
usually I get weird or strange...
6:35pmAndrea
lol
if you were weird, I probably wouldn't talk to you.
6:36pmBrian
true
you are also a quite interesting person as well
6:37pmAndrea
well thank you. Unless you mean that in a bad way. then I might shit on your chest.
6:37pmBrian
nah
: )
6:37pmAndrea
xD except not really.
6:37pmBrian
good... lol
because I do mean that in a good way... but its still reassuring that you wouldn't anyways...
6:39pmAndrea
I'm so nice, I know.
6:39pmBrian
lol
you are indeed
6:40pmAndrea
I'm in a video!
6:41pmBrian
really?
6:41pmAndrea
http://www.new.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=108270582685
this doesn't happen usually
6:42pmBrian
interesting
dancing hehe
6:42pmAndrea
there's more but the videos arent all up yet.
6:43pmBrian
ah
silly people : )
6:44pmAndrea
yeah. And then we had to leave because we were only supposed to be going to the gas
station so I left my front door open.
This is after we spent about 2 hours at Katie's house.
6:44pmBrian
ah I see
sounds like a good time : ) even if you had to leave
6:45pmAndrea
lol.
yup.
it was dansical.
6:47pmBrian
oh definitely
I had a fun conversation with my brother today... he thought it was weird I'm friends with more chicks from his year than he is... that made me sad
I hope he can get it together... because you guys are awesome and stuff
6:49pmAndrea
I hope he can too, and then that we can over come all of the things that he has done to ruin himself.
6:50pmBrian
: (
we were talking about lunch groups and he's like "how'd you end up with friends out of msc?" that was sad too
6:50pmAndrea
I'm sorry, but being a douche doesn't help himself much.
awwww.
6:50pmBrian
oh most definitely
I'm not defending him or anything... its just kind of an odd topic for us...
considering I've tried to make him less of a douche and he doesn't listen
6:51pmAndrea
so it is
6:53pmBrian
anyways... that got a little more depressing than I was intending it lol I'm sorry
6:54pmBrian
gonna log off and do some shit before going to a party with people I hate tonight, have a good evening : )
6:54pmAndrea
lol. lovely.
have fun or something.
6:54pmBrian
oh I will
6:54pmAndrea
try not to shit on someone's chest.
6:55pmBrian
maybe it'd make it more interesting?
6:55pmAndrea
at least you wouldn't have to talk to those people again.
6:55pmBrian
it was pleasant talking to you, I really appreciate you and I wish we were better friends sometimes bai : )
6:55pmAndrea
lol
bye
I like the way that my tabs blink "New Message From Brian!" all enthusiastic like.
6:23pmBrian
yay.
sorry for randomly talking to you for so long though
6:24pmAndrea
it's fine. It was fun.
I'm almost done with all of my pictures. I only have like 2 of the turtle, but I have to go through about 80 pictures from vacation.
6:26pmBrian
cool
6:27pmAndrea
aww shit. I just looked at the pictures that I saved onto the computer and about 95% are messed up >:(>:(
so now I have to do them all over again.
6:28pmBrian
damn
6:29pmAndrea
I want to just shit on their chest.
6:30pmBrian
lol... copropheliacs
6:31pmBrian
I think I spelled that wrong but I don't care lol...
6:33pmAndrea
that's okay.
I wouldn't actually do that, but it's fun to say.
6:33pmBrian
XD
yeah
I can see that side of it
though there are sometimes when it would be nice to go thorugh with it... show someone what you really think...
6:34pmAndrea
haha.
you are an interesting person
6:35pmBrian
thanks, I will take that as a compliment
usually I get weird or strange...
6:35pmAndrea
lol
if you were weird, I probably wouldn't talk to you.
6:36pmBrian
true
you are also a quite interesting person as well
6:37pmAndrea
well thank you. Unless you mean that in a bad way. then I might shit on your chest.
6:37pmBrian
nah
: )
6:37pmAndrea
xD except not really.
6:37pmBrian
good... lol
because I do mean that in a good way... but its still reassuring that you wouldn't anyways...
6:39pmAndrea
I'm so nice, I know.
6:39pmBrian
lol
you are indeed
6:40pmAndrea
I'm in a video!
6:41pmBrian
really?
6:41pmAndrea
http://www.new.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=108270582685
this doesn't happen usually
6:42pmBrian
interesting
dancing hehe
6:42pmAndrea
there's more but the videos arent all up yet.
6:43pmBrian
ah
silly people : )
6:44pmAndrea
yeah. And then we had to leave because we were only supposed to be going to the gas
station so I left my front door open.
This is after we spent about 2 hours at Katie's house.
6:44pmBrian
ah I see
sounds like a good time : ) even if you had to leave
6:45pmAndrea
lol.
yup.
it was dansical.
6:47pmBrian
oh definitely
I had a fun conversation with my brother today... he thought it was weird I'm friends with more chicks from his year than he is... that made me sad
I hope he can get it together... because you guys are awesome and stuff
6:49pmAndrea
I hope he can too, and then that we can over come all of the things that he has done to ruin himself.
6:50pmBrian
: (
we were talking about lunch groups and he's like "how'd you end up with friends out of msc?" that was sad too
6:50pmAndrea
I'm sorry, but being a douche doesn't help himself much.
awwww.
6:50pmBrian
oh most definitely
I'm not defending him or anything... its just kind of an odd topic for us...
considering I've tried to make him less of a douche and he doesn't listen
6:51pmAndrea
so it is
6:53pmBrian
anyways... that got a little more depressing than I was intending it lol I'm sorry
6:54pmBrian
gonna log off and do some shit before going to a party with people I hate tonight, have a good evening : )
6:54pmAndrea
lol. lovely.
have fun or something.
6:54pmBrian
oh I will
6:54pmAndrea
try not to shit on someone's chest.
6:55pmBrian
maybe it'd make it more interesting?
6:55pmAndrea
at least you wouldn't have to talk to those people again.
6:55pmBrian
it was pleasant talking to you, I really appreciate you and I wish we were better friends sometimes bai : )
6:55pmAndrea
lol
bye
Jul 21, 2009
Place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I want to
I had a dream about you, and I tried to kiss you. But I woke up to find that you weren't really there and that I was trying to kiss my wall.
I'll see you later and kiss you for real, I promise.
I'll see you later and kiss you for real, I promise.
Jul 14, 2009
oh boy.
(571): non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
(716): do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
(802): PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
(201): and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
(616): who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
(731): Maybe she gives good head
(615): A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
(770): Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
(646): Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
(1-646): what. the. fuck.
(303): Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
(+44): Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
(402): I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
(501): I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
(602): I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
(859): MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
(1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just something to brighten your day, I guess.
(716): do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
(802): PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
(201): and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
(616): who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
(731): Maybe she gives good head
(615): A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
(770): Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
(646): Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
(1-646): what. the. fuck.
(303): Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
(+44): Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
(402): I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
(501): I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
(602): I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
(859): MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
(440): yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
(1-440): and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just something to brighten your day, I guess.
Jul 10, 2009
And you come crash into me
I need a shower desperately. I've been busy, and lately, and peeved at my mom and Gary.
He's a douchebag. What else is new?
Carl's coming home tomorrow. My mom wants to take me to the beach tomorrow. I want to go to the beach. I don't want to go with my mom and Gary and my sister and Gary's kids and my older sister and her three kids. I want to call Carl and see if he'll be home in time to go to the beach with me (I'm assuming not) (or if maybe him and I could drive up to the beach and meet them there ourselves [I'm assuming not]?). I can't call him though because he had 6 minutes on his phone when he checked before he left, and then he sent me a voice message which takes up a minute or two, and then I texted him last night, so I'm not sure how many he has left (in case someone else has had to text him or call or something), and I don't want to risk using all of them because if I do he'll have to get a new phone number D,:
I'm also supposed to be buying him phone minutes, but I haven't gotten $20 yet, and I'm not sure if I will.
I'll text him and ask him to call me from someone else's phone to talk. That should work. We can see what our options are then.
In the meantime, I need to prepare.
My mother still needs to call his mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's a douchebag. What else is new?
Carl's coming home tomorrow. My mom wants to take me to the beach tomorrow. I want to go to the beach. I don't want to go with my mom and Gary and my sister and Gary's kids and my older sister and her three kids. I want to call Carl and see if he'll be home in time to go to the beach with me (I'm assuming not) (or if maybe him and I could drive up to the beach and meet them there ourselves [I'm assuming not]?). I can't call him though because he had 6 minutes on his phone when he checked before he left, and then he sent me a voice message which takes up a minute or two, and then I texted him last night, so I'm not sure how many he has left (in case someone else has had to text him or call or something), and I don't want to risk using all of them because if I do he'll have to get a new phone number D,:
I'm also supposed to be buying him phone minutes, but I haven't gotten $20 yet, and I'm not sure if I will.
I'll text him and ask him to call me from someone else's phone to talk. That should work. We can see what our options are then.
In the meantime, I need to prepare.
My mother still needs to call his mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 8, 2009
Prisoner F95488
I would just post the story here, but it's kind of long. You should still read all of it though.
Prisoner F95488
Prisoner F95488
The orange I choked
I'm tired of using this blog only for book updates. I'm not really any farther than last time I updated. I'm in the process of finishing and returning Ryan's books. One left, so good news for him.
Anyhow. I was supposed to start the application for my passport, however we don't have the money for it as we are pending shutoff of our electricity and gas at my mom's house. Depending mostly on if they guy who visited our house was nice enough to not write "Pending shutoff" on his report. If he did, we're fucked until Friday or Saturday. If not, we keep our power. I still know how to turn electricity on because of Mr. Calkins. One of the many things I learned in that class (surprisingly enough). Much like ULTRA(plinian)PANTS.
I am also supposed to get a haircut sometime. I still have to call my aunt and set it up, but I don't have her number and it's kind of late to call her right now. Speaking of phonecalls, my mom still needs to call Carl's parents to convince his mom to let him vacation with us.
Another fun part of my day, I had to get my third Gardasil shot. I got it from an intern who had never done it before. And for some reason she needed a urine sample and asked about my period. Routine I'm assuming, but come on. I needed a shot. She also looked like a tramp, and I can imagine that when she's not wearing scrubs, she wears something reminiscent to a tube top and miniskirt and parties at clubs all night. She also tried to make awkward small talk with me. Yeah. Wonderful OB/GYN visit.
I have 5 days left of complete free time. So, if you feel like seeing me, better make plans. I know lots of people are vying for my attention.Though I'll see Carl a little less next week I think, considering we'll probably be vacationing for a week together (still unconfirmed), but I can't guarantee that I will. So again, there's five days left.
Anyhow. I was supposed to start the application for my passport, however we don't have the money for it as we are pending shutoff of our electricity and gas at my mom's house. Depending mostly on if they guy who visited our house was nice enough to not write "Pending shutoff" on his report. If he did, we're fucked until Friday or Saturday. If not, we keep our power. I still know how to turn electricity on because of Mr. Calkins. One of the many things I learned in that class (surprisingly enough). Much like ULTRA(plinian)PANTS.
I am also supposed to get a haircut sometime. I still have to call my aunt and set it up, but I don't have her number and it's kind of late to call her right now. Speaking of phonecalls, my mom still needs to call Carl's parents to convince his mom to let him vacation with us.
Another fun part of my day, I had to get my third Gardasil shot. I got it from an intern who had never done it before. And for some reason she needed a urine sample and asked about my period. Routine I'm assuming, but come on. I needed a shot. She also looked like a tramp, and I can imagine that when she's not wearing scrubs, she wears something reminiscent to a tube top and miniskirt and parties at clubs all night. She also tried to make awkward small talk with me. Yeah. Wonderful OB/GYN visit.
I have 5 days left of complete free time. So, if you feel like seeing me, better make plans. I know lots of people are vying for my attention.Though I'll see Carl a little less next week I think, considering we'll probably be vacationing for a week together (still unconfirmed), but I can't guarantee that I will. So again, there's five days left.
Jun 26, 2009
Via PhillyDTV.com: "Perez, has been spouting from his face vagina, about donating, all the money of his court case against the Black Eyed Peas road Manager, to The Matthew Shepard Foundation. Matthew Shepard being the Gay Teenager that was tortured and killed by some teenagers, for being gay.
Matthew’s mother runs the foundation and released this statement:
“The Matthew Shepard Foundation was surprised to learn this morning via media reports that blogger Perez Hilton has announced plans to donate, to our organization, the proceeds of a lawsuit…
We had no advance notice or contact from Mr. Hilton or his representatives regarding this proposal, nor any communication since he posted this plan to his website.
We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome. But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton’s admitted use of an anti-gay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner.
…we also feel compelled to point out that use of epithets can often lead to physical violence, as it appears it may have in this case, and that the Matthew Shepard Foundation has worked for more than 10 years to bring to people’s attention the consequences of hateful or intolerant language.”
Bravo! Bravo! When a gay rights group against violence won’t take your money, AND you are a gay man who was punched int he face, you know you have no one on your side."
I was telling this to my uncle, and his son was sitting on the couch next to him listening. This is what he said. He's 6 years old.
"That's stupid. They killed him because he's gay? That's like killing my dad because he's there."
Mind you, this kid is a monster, and a fucktard. It just kind of gives me a little bit of hope that things are getting better in the ways of tolerance.
Matthew’s mother runs the foundation and released this statement:
“The Matthew Shepard Foundation was surprised to learn this morning via media reports that blogger Perez Hilton has announced plans to donate, to our organization, the proceeds of a lawsuit…
We had no advance notice or contact from Mr. Hilton or his representatives regarding this proposal, nor any communication since he posted this plan to his website.
We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome. But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton’s admitted use of an anti-gay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner.
…we also feel compelled to point out that use of epithets can often lead to physical violence, as it appears it may have in this case, and that the Matthew Shepard Foundation has worked for more than 10 years to bring to people’s attention the consequences of hateful or intolerant language.”
Bravo! Bravo! When a gay rights group against violence won’t take your money, AND you are a gay man who was punched int he face, you know you have no one on your side."
I was telling this to my uncle, and his son was sitting on the couch next to him listening. This is what he said. He's 6 years old.
"That's stupid. They killed him because he's gay? That's like killing my dad because he's there."
Mind you, this kid is a monster, and a fucktard. It just kind of gives me a little bit of hope that things are getting better in the ways of tolerance.
She must feel as awkward...
- War and Peace Leo Tolstoy
LolitaVladimir Nabokov- Madame Bovary Gustave Flaubert
Anna KareninaLeo Tolstoy- In Search of Lost Time Marcel Proust
- The Red and The Black (Le Rouge et Le Noir) Stendahl
- Le Pere Goriot Honore de Balzac
- Ill Seen, Ill Said Samuel Beckett
- Brave New World Aldous Huxley
1984George OrwellThe Catcher in The Rye J.D. Salinger- The Satanic Verses Salman Rushdie
Animal FarmGeorge Orwell- All The King's Men Robert Penn Warren
- The Big Sleep Raymond Chandelier
- The Crying of Lot 49 Thomas Pynchon
- A Dance to The Music of Time Anthony Powell
- Gravity's Rainbow Thomas Pynchon
- Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace
- Light in August William Faulkner
- The Man Who Loved Children Christina Stead
- The Moviegoer Walker Percy
- Mrs. Dalloway Virginia Woolf
Naked LunchWilliam Burroughs- Neuromancer William Gibson
- Never Let Me Go Kazuo Ishiguro
- Pale Fire Vladimir Nabokov
- Play It As It Lays Joan Didion
- The Power and The Glory Graham Greene
- Rabbit, Run John Updike
- Red Harvest Dashiell Hammett
- The Sheltering Sky Paul Bowles
- The Sot-Weed Factor John Barth
- The Sound and The Fury William Faulkner
- The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
- Their Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale Hurston
UbikPhilip K. Dick- White Teeth Zadie Smith
- Middlemarch Virginia Woolf
- Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift
- Great Expectations Charles Dickens
- Foucault's Pendulum Umberto Eco
- Hunger Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- The Growth Of Soil Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Pan: From Lt. Thomas Glahn's Papers Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Mysteries Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
VictoriaKnut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)- In Wonderland Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Shyness and Dignity Dag Solstad (Sverre Lyngstad)
Atlas ShruggedAyn RandOne Hundred Years of SolitudeGabriel GarcÃa MárQuezThe WandererKnut Hamson (Oliver and Gunnvor Stallybrass)CrashJ.G. BallardThe Picture of Dorian GrayOscar Wilde
Not Quite done. Or even close. I still have plenty of time. DON'T PRESSURE ME. It'll get done. I'm a lot farther than when I started. However 13 2/3 out of 54 does not sound great.
May 17, 2009
There's something in your way and now somebody's gonna pay, and if you can't get what you want, well it's all because of me.
Ryan Stevenson! I need those books! I'm going to have to start without you.
To the library, I go.
To the library, I go.
Mar 27, 2009
Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall?
Revised to the point of being only one new book crossed off. That will change very soon. This list will grow shorter; you will see.
I have disowned The Red and The Black as for right now. I have left off at 2/3 of the book finished, and will finish reading it when the rest of this list is finished. It will be my last book of the year, and hopefully it won't suck as much then.
I have disowned The Red and The Black as for right now. I have left off at 2/3 of the book finished, and will finish reading it when the rest of this list is finished. It will be my last book of the year, and hopefully it won't suck as much then.
- War and Peace Leo Tolstoy
- Lolita Vladimir Nabokov
- Madame Bovary Gustave Flaubert
Anna KareninaLeo Tolstoy- In Search of Lost Time Marcel Proust
The Red and The Black (Le Rouge et Le Noir)Stendahl- Le Pere Goriot Honore de Balzac
- Ill Seen, Ill Said Samuel Beckett
- Brave New World Aldous Huxley
1984George OrwellThe Catcher in The Rye J.D. Salinger- The Satanic Verses Salman Rushdie
Animal FarmGeorge Orwell- All The King's Men Robert Penn Warren
- The Big Sleep Raymond Chandelier
- The Crying of Lot 49 Thomas Pynchon
- A Dance to The Music of Time Anthony Powell
- Gravity's Rainbow Thomas Pynchon
- Infinite Jest David Foster Wallace
- Light in August William Faulkner
- The Man Who Loved Children Christina Stead
- The Moviegoer Walker Percy
- Mrs. Dalloway Virginia Woolf
- Naked Lunch William Burroughs
- Neuromancer William Gibson
- Never Let Me Go Kazuo Ishiguro
- Pale Fire Vladimir Nabokov
- Play It As It Lays Joan Didion
- The Power and The Glory Graham Greene
- Rabbit, Run John Updike
- Red Harvest Dashiell Hammett
- The Sheltering Sky Paul Bowles
- The Sot-Weed Factor John Barth
- The Sound and The Fury William Faulkner
- The Sun Also Rises Ernest Hemingway
- Their Eyes Were Watching God Zora Neale Hurston
- Ubik Philip K. Dick
- White Teeth Zadie Smith
- Middlemarch Virginia Woolf
- Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift
- Great Expectations Charles Dickens
- Fooled By Randomness Nassim Nicholas Taleb
- Foucault's Pendulum Umberto Eco
- Pattern Recognition William Gibson
- Join My Cult! James Curcio
- The Illuminatus! Trilogy Robert Shea
- Hunger Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- The Growth Of Soil Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Pan: From Lt. Thomas Glahn's Papers Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Mysteries Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Victoria Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- In Wonderland Knut Hamson (Sverre Lyngstad)
- Shyness and Dignity Dag Solstad (Sverre Lyngstad)
Jan 25, 2009
x amanda 182: i also ate at bdubs today
MSG
THEREFORE I AM SLEEPY BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO MSG
... whore.
Except not really because you can hardly have boyfriends, how am i expected to believe that you sleep with a lot of men with or without the promise of money?
Completely unrealistic.
x amanda 182: Completely realistic!
But not really. xD
No. I lied. You lied. Everyone's a liar!
with fiery pants
x amanda 182: PANTS ON FIRE
on telephone wires.
x amanda 182: omg. that was on big comfy couch once.
they did a WHOLE SONG
I think hobos should just lie all the time
so that way their pants would be all fiery and they would stay warm in the winter.
x amanda 182: i've never met a hobo who told the truth
LAMO
I LOVE YOUR LOGIC
SO MUCH
(nevermind the first degree burns)
Laugh Ass My Off?
x amanda 182: Yes
umm. ok.
conveniently also spells LAME-O sans E
x amanda 182: lam-o
Like a llama
not as cool
x amanda 182: it would be like a grandfather llama
that's like lamb-o as if implying you like to herd sheep
x amanda 182: my last name means shepherd in arabic
i think
so that'd be legit
filthy sheep-herder.
shep-herd
x amanda 182: which is why GOATHERD is a word, too
YESSIR
YOU HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND TO PIECES
x amanda 182: not again!
I am completely and utterly dead now because of you.
x amanda 182: ..Fuck
Ah manderz, my dearest pal-y-o.
MSG
THEREFORE I AM SLEEPY BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO MSG
... whore.
Except not really because you can hardly have boyfriends, how am i expected to believe that you sleep with a lot of men with or without the promise of money?
Completely unrealistic.
x amanda 182: Completely realistic!
But not really. xD
No. I lied. You lied. Everyone's a liar!
with fiery pants
x amanda 182: PANTS ON FIRE
on telephone wires.
x amanda 182: omg. that was on big comfy couch once.
they did a WHOLE SONG
I think hobos should just lie all the time
so that way their pants would be all fiery and they would stay warm in the winter.
x amanda 182: i've never met a hobo who told the truth
LAMO
I LOVE YOUR LOGIC
SO MUCH
(nevermind the first degree burns)
Laugh Ass My Off?
x amanda 182: Yes
umm. ok.
conveniently also spells LAME-O sans E
x amanda 182: lam-o
Like a llama
not as cool
x amanda 182: it would be like a grandfather llama
that's like lamb-o as if implying you like to herd sheep
x amanda 182: my last name means shepherd in arabic
i think
so that'd be legit
filthy sheep-herder.
shep-herd
x amanda 182: which is why GOATHERD is a word, too
YESSIR
YOU HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND TO PIECES
x amanda 182: not again!
I am completely and utterly dead now because of you.
x amanda 182: ..Fuck
Ah manderz, my dearest pal-y-o.
Jan 23, 2009
Let's hear it for america's suitehearts!
I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins.
I'm tired of my dad promising things that will never happen. And how it's "I'm hoping we can go grocery shopping this weekend." Certainly makes everything else seem trivial doesn't it? My sister is still pressing for a new phone. With a plan, which will cost a lot more than what we already don't have. Plus, she broke a $30 flashlight my dad needs for work and destroyed an antiQue The Wall poster. Her friend Maureen admitted she was messing around with the poster and said that she didn't know it was important. My sister said, "I thought you knew it was his." Of course Maureen would just know that kind of stuff.
And he said that Ronda is definitely leaving. For the 70th time in the last year. My uncle Kevin is supposed to be moving in; or so he asserted. Who knows where the hell he's going to sleep. And all of his shit? Don't know where that's going. (Did I mention he collects HotWheels and shops at garage sales?)
I'm tired of my dad promising things that will never happen. And how it's "I'm hoping we can go grocery shopping this weekend." Certainly makes everything else seem trivial doesn't it? My sister is still pressing for a new phone. With a plan, which will cost a lot more than what we already don't have. Plus, she broke a $30 flashlight my dad needs for work and destroyed an antiQue The Wall poster. Her friend Maureen admitted she was messing around with the poster and said that she didn't know it was important. My sister said, "I thought you knew it was his." Of course Maureen would just know that kind of stuff.
And he said that Ronda is definitely leaving. For the 70th time in the last year. My uncle Kevin is supposed to be moving in; or so he asserted. Who knows where the hell he's going to sleep. And all of his shit? Don't know where that's going. (Did I mention he collects HotWheels and shops at garage sales?)
Jan 21, 2009
How's it gonna be when I don't care?
That was the strangest conversation with my mom ever. I asked her if she was going to pick me up because I wanted to go to the mall.
"Oh, I see. You just want me to take you to the mall is that it?"
...Yeah... I was planning on going there with Natalie and Katie and I don't have a ride.
"But they do."
...Yeah.
"Ok then, I'll have Gary come by and pick you up."
I was so confused! I didn't know if she was mad at me or what!
KICKIN BACK TO THE MALL. SEE YA.
"Oh, I see. You just want me to take you to the mall is that it?"
...Yeah... I was planning on going there with Natalie and Katie and I don't have a ride.
"But they do."
...Yeah.
"Ok then, I'll have Gary come by and pick you up."
I was so confused! I didn't know if she was mad at me or what!
KICKIN BACK TO THE MALL. SEE YA.
Jan 20, 2009
To avoid complications, she never kept the same address
I have a shipment of salvia on it's way. About 4 grams of some nice stuff. Set me back $70, but it'll be worth it.
Also, I now know the meaning of being nailed. I think we both were bleeding.
And he has great timing. I begged him not to go, but he went. 5 minutes later, my dad showed up. I wasn't wearing clothes either. You should've seen that mad dash.
Also, I now know the meaning of being nailed. I think we both were bleeding.
And he has great timing. I begged him not to go, but he went. 5 minutes later, my dad showed up. I wasn't wearing clothes either. You should've seen that mad dash.
Jan 16, 2009
The night is alive with the promise of a street fight
I finally got that gift card. $100. $98 of it gone
I bought something for you. Something for me. And somethings for the both of us. Unfortunately HT wouldn't accept my gift card, but coupled with the one Katie got me and member's only discounts, I lowered it to about $25 and my dad payed for it on his credit card.
Christmas may have come late, but it will be spectacular this time.
I bought something for you. Something for me. And somethings for the both of us. Unfortunately HT wouldn't accept my gift card, but coupled with the one Katie got me and member's only discounts, I lowered it to about $25 and my dad payed for it on his credit card.
Christmas may have come late, but it will be spectacular this time.
Jan 11, 2009
It never liked to speak or run or walk or sleep or eat
There's a show about pregnant inmates on tv.
We watched an American Tail. You know, with Feival the mouse. He hadn't seen it. I'm not sure how, seeing as it's a classic and it used to be on tv all the time, but then again, he surprises me like that. We also watched Stealing Harvard but we didn't finish it.
The plan was originally to play outside in the snow all day. We decided inside the house was better, or rather, warmer.
It has also become apparent that all of my family is very accepting of what goes on between us. No one asks questions when he comes over when he's not supposed to. They ignore us when the door is closed. And they joke about it a lot. My uncle came over and said he saw my boyfriend Joe; or Billy. "Does Carl know about Joe?" Nope. Shhhh. Don't tell ;) "What about Billy?" Don't tell Joe. "You having threesomes now?" All the time. "Does Carl know about this?"
Aside from how creepy it is at the same time, it's much easier to talk to my family now.
It's been decided. My birthday is going to be Sunday Feb 15 at Marvelous Marvin's*. Don't know the time exactly. I have to finish out the guest list. It's hard to condense all of my friends down to 10 people and also make sure they get along with each other/ even know each other at all.
**It turns out that the band Tally Hall, who are quite a popular local number whom I know Katie and I listen to frequently, are named after Marvin's first museum and are also regular visitors.
We watched an American Tail. You know, with Feival the mouse. He hadn't seen it. I'm not sure how, seeing as it's a classic and it used to be on tv all the time, but then again, he surprises me like that. We also watched Stealing Harvard but we didn't finish it.
The plan was originally to play outside in the snow all day. We decided inside the house was better, or rather, warmer.
It has also become apparent that all of my family is very accepting of what goes on between us. No one asks questions when he comes over when he's not supposed to. They ignore us when the door is closed. And they joke about it a lot. My uncle came over and said he saw my boyfriend Joe; or Billy. "Does Carl know about Joe?" Nope. Shhhh. Don't tell ;) "What about Billy?" Don't tell Joe. "You having threesomes now?" All the time. "Does Carl know about this?"
Aside from how creepy it is at the same time, it's much easier to talk to my family now.
It's been decided. My birthday is going to be Sunday Feb 15 at Marvelous Marvin's*. Don't know the time exactly. I have to finish out the guest list. It's hard to condense all of my friends down to 10 people and also make sure they get along with each other/ even know each other at all.
**It turns out that the band Tally Hall, who are quite a popular local number whom I know Katie and I listen to frequently, are named after Marvin's first museum and are also regular visitors.
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