x amanda 182: i also ate at bdubs today
MSG
THEREFORE I AM SLEEPY BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO MSG
... whore.
Except not really because you can hardly have boyfriends, how am i expected to believe that you sleep with a lot of men with or without the promise of money?
Completely unrealistic.
x amanda 182: Completely realistic!
But not really. xD
No. I lied. You lied. Everyone's a liar!
with fiery pants
x amanda 182: PANTS ON FIRE
on telephone wires.
x amanda 182: omg. that was on big comfy couch once.
they did a WHOLE SONG
I think hobos should just lie all the time
so that way their pants would be all fiery and they would stay warm in the winter.
x amanda 182: i've never met a hobo who told the truth
LAMO
I LOVE YOUR LOGIC
SO MUCH
(nevermind the first degree burns)
Laugh Ass My Off?
x amanda 182: Yes
umm. ok.
conveniently also spells LAME-O sans E
x amanda 182: lam-o
Like a llama
not as cool
x amanda 182: it would be like a grandfather llama
that's like lamb-o as if implying you like to herd sheep
x amanda 182: my last name means shepherd in arabic
i think
so that'd be legit
filthy sheep-herder.
shep-herd
x amanda 182: which is why GOATHERD is a word, too
YESSIR
YOU HAVE JUST BLOWN MY MIND TO PIECES
x amanda 182: not again!
I am completely and utterly dead now because of you.
x amanda 182: ..Fuck

Ah manderz, my dearest pal-y-o.